Indian burns are not our cultural heritage. I will not complain about the solution when I hear it. The First Amendment does not cover burping. I do not have power of attorney over first graders. First and Last Day of School Chalkboard Sign Reusable, 14x11 in Back to School Board First & Last Day of Kindergarten Sign, Double Sided School Preschool Signs for Kids Girls Boys 1st Day & Last Day. The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far. Amazon Basics Wood Mini Chalkboards Signs with Support Easels, 20 Pack. I will not strut around like I own the place. ('my person' refers to the fact that Bart probably hanged donuts on himself) Next time it could be me on the scaffolding. (Bart would later make the same confusion about cursive in You Only Move Twice ) 'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice.Ĭursive writing does not mean what I think it does. Ralph won't 'morph' if you squeeze him hard enough.Īdding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the principal. My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man. I will not whittle hall passes out of soap. I will not dissect things unless instructed.

I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. (However, Bart does abbreviate the word 'Abbreviations', writing it as 'abbrev'.) I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball.įive days is not too long to wait for a gun. There are plenty of businesses like show business. In fact, this was the 100th episode of The Simpsons as a whole. I will not celebrate meaningless milestones. The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with 'Hail Satan'. Organ transplants are best left to the professionals. In fact, nine Emmy Awards had been won by the show and cast by this episode's airing date. I will not charge admission to the bathroom. ' So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show' I will not call the principal 'spud head'. I will not yell 'She's dead' during roll call. However, Bart actually ate things for money 21 seasons later in ' Diggs'. (And during the episode, Marge writes I will try to raise a better child.)Įach line becomes less legible and more scrawled, as coffee can sometimes make a person drowsy after a while. This was due to complaints regarding the song, ' New Orleans' from the previous episode. This punishment is not boring and pointless. I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge. Burns' signing to Homer during a game.Īlso during the episode: I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. However, in this episode, Homer got hit in the head by a baseball due to getting distracted by Mr. I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.īart is actually trying to show off, writing it in Blackletter.Īlso during the episode: 'I will not bribe Principal Skinner'.īart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.īart only writes one line and doesn't finish, as the text should read: 'I will finish what I start'. I will not make flatulent noises in class.

I will not get very far with this attitude. The remaining lines are all 'ditto' quotation marks. ' One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish' This was originally intended to be the gag for the episode that aired on October 25, 1990, as that was the 33rd birthday of Nancy Cartwright (the actress who voices Bart). ' Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish'

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